A few vegan jokes!

[FredVegrox]

 

[silva]

So true!

 

[Lou]

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I don't get it.

 

[silva]

I don't get it.

Haven't you been around people who roll their eyes if you specify what you're eating is vegan, but if you don't, and it's a common food like ice cream, or cheese, they say "Oh, I thought you were vegan?"

Funniest food someone tried to call me out on was when I had maroon colored carrots in a split pea soup. They truly looked like slices of sausage! I was actually asked to prove they were carrots and not sausage

 

[Lou]

oh, now I get it. thanks

 

[silva]

I really did think I was being pranked the first time I saw asparagus grow

 

[FredVegrox]

 

[Jamie in Chile]

I really did think I was being pranked the first time I saw asparagus grow

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Anyone else just google it to check for sure?

 

[FredVegrox]

 

[FredVegrox]

 

[FredVegrox]

 

[FredVegrox]

 

[FredVegrox]

 

[Lou]

I can't remember where I heard this. Maybe in a movie cause I can sort of picture it.
the son comes up to the parents and says, "Mom, dad, I'm gay."
The the mom and dad look all shocked and horrified.
after a beat the kid says, "Just kidding".
and after another beat.
"I'm vegan".

 

[Lou]

Not a vegan joke. But I am vegan and an atheist and I couldn't help but see the parallels with this joke and one of the most popular (anti) vegan jokes.

 

[silva]

 

[silva]

 

[FredVegrox]

 

[FredVegrox]

 

[FredVegrox]