A few vegan jokes!

[FredVegrox]

 

[Sax]

 

[Lou]

Thanks. I needed something funny this AM.

BTW, I get most of you know this but most baby carrots are not baby carrots. They are ugly misshapen or broken carrots that have gone thru a manufacturing process.

 

[silva]

 

[David3]

This isn't a vegan joke, but a funny "1-900" talk-line satire (circa 1990) of Robert Smith from The Cure:

 

[Emma JC]

 

[silva]

 

[silva]

 

[Deleted member 3018]

What do you call a trans person who eats only vegetables?

A her before.

 

[FredVegrox]

 

[Sax]

 

[Lou]

^ the best use of satire I've seen this year.

 

[Brian W]

Vegans simply can’t help banging on about the fact that they are vegan, according to non-vegans who keep banging on about it.

For the full fun see Newsthump:

Vegans tired of non-vegans always banging on about vegans always banging on about being vegans

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[Brian W]

Once again, vegans across the country are expecting an extremely healthy but lonely Christmas dinner.

For the full fun see Newsthump:

Popular vegan left baffled after friends reject offer to join him for Christmas Day nut roast

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[Grinning Hippos]

Ahahahaha

 

[Grinning Hippos]

More silly vegan humor ; )

OMG

 

[Grinning Hippos]

OMG

I became vegan because vegetarian takes too long to spell.

Q: What do you call a vegan who goes back to meat eating?
A: Someone who lost their veg-inity!

Carnist: Did you hear about that new study that says vegan's are more likely to go blind? I guess it’s because you don’t get the proper nutrition.
Vegan: Nah, it’s just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists.

Q: What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?
A: Leave it in the cow.

Q: What does the chicken hope to find when it crosses the road?
A: Vegans.

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Western Carnist Logic: Countries that eat dogs, cats or dolphins are totally barbaric. They should just eat pigs, cows, fish, chicken and turkeys like normal people.

Carnist: You need meat to get strong like a lion can eat a rabbit because he eats meat!
Vegan: ye… well you do realize there are other animals besides the rabbit that are herbivore… Like the freaking Rhino!

How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.

 

[silva]

I love this so much----

 

[Grinning Hippos]

I love this so much----
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Hahaha. Good one

 

[Veganite]

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore